Thieves steal courier van full of health supplements

"Police are investigating after two courier vans and more than 200 parcels were stolen.."

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2021/12/police-investigating-after-two-nz-post-courier-vans-and-more-than-200-parcels-stolen.html

Yeah, and one van had our stuff in it.

"The police have asked the public to be on the lookout for some very healthy criminals!"

Sounds about right.